Yes, you heard me right.
Screw him! Why? I’ve just realized that Humphrey Kariuki is a billionaire of epic proportions.
Google his name and you’ll see a lot of business concerns in Mozambique, Zambia, South Sudan, and the like. This man is no joker.
But look at the amount of money he gives back in either charity, donations, sponsorships, and/or CSR and his name is non-existent.
I mean a new start-up like Sport Pesa is all over sponsoring grass-root initiatives.
Though we may have a problem with betting as a vice, SP has gone above and beyond supporting football, rugby, and the like.
Very impressive.
But this Humphrey Kariuki Ndegwa piece of sh@t makes so much money, with Kenya being his launch pad but gives nothing back.
Well, he claims to have started some animal orphanage after buying a wildlife conservancy, but once again who gives flying care?
Humphrey Kariuki Investing in Animals
You have to invest in people not animals goddammit!
His company based in Thika is said to be run by his daughter who is highly unapproachable.
The few people who’ve tried to access her say she has built walls around her, and a “no” or “regret” is always at the tip of her mouth.
She runs that firm single-handedly that marketing or CSR departments though staffed, are rendered obsolete.
The only sponsorship Humphrey Kariuki is know to have ever done is through his company Dalbit when they sponsored Alistair Cavanaugh.
Why was this? Because this muzungu is also a co-director.
He’s probably the same asshole who advise him to adopt wild animals. Bunch of pricks!
If there’s anyone we can learn the art of CSR from, it is Manu Chandaria.
That old piece of hell knows how to play his game and that’s why he’s untouchable.
His son Darshan also knows how to “share” money by financing Betty Kyallo.
At the end of the day, it’s investing in people.
When Polycarp Igathe worked for Humphrey Kariuki as CEO of Wines of the World, the only thing they’d sponsor is golf tournaments, simply because the former Nairobi Deputy Governor and institutional clusterfuck was an avid golfer.
That’s how sponsorships are derived in Kenya. Not based out of merit or corporate priorities, but to appease the planet sized-egos of the CEO’s.
So we are told that Humphrey Kariuki was very close to Ndegwa Muhoro and now the new office is showing him whose boss.
Well he can keep hiding behind those boardroom walls and adopting wild animals. Let’s see where that will take him.
