There is a potential outbreak of COVID-19 in Las Vegas after a stripper squirted vaginal fluids offstage.
A Friday night squirting performance by Helen “Bunny” Lagrande, 26, has left eighteen clients of the Red Baron, a local Las Vegas strip club hospitalized.
Lagrande performs her squirting show 3 times a week but it appears that she lost control that night and accidentally sprayed several clients.
Contents hide“Usually she doesn’t squirt as far, it just drips down onto the stage, but this time it went up 30 feet in the air, hit the ceiling fan and covered the whole floor,” Red Baron patron Zoe Pitt told reporters.
According to Zoe Pitt the Red Baron patron, Helen “Bunny” Lagrande usually squirts on stage three times a week but on Friday, she lost control during her performance and accidentally sprayed at least 18 clients with her vaginal fluids and infecting them with the coronavirus.
“It was coming out like a geyser. I had to take at least three showers to get rid of the stench and burn my clothes so my wife wouldn’t ask any questions,” another client added.
One eyewitness also reported that the vaginal fluids spread onto several clients’ faces, eyes, and mouths, possibly facilitating the infection.
“I was sitting in the front row and got the full blast of the squirt. Doctors said it went down my throat and directly into my lungs” one hospitalized client told reporters.
The Red Baron administrators say they have now defined new sanitary protocols to prevent and direct vaginal fluids such as the use of a large straw and/or garden hose.
Last week a similar event occurred in the area after six clients were infected with the coronavirus when a strip club dancer with diarrhea symptoms accidentally defecated onto several clients during a show.
In March, the same club was sued after a a stripper contracted syphilis from dancing pole.
