CAPTION: Dr. Fred Matiangi.
Somewhere in a neat boardroom with pristine wooden furniture, one can picture President Uhuru Kenyatta with his brother Muhoho, surrounded by a retinue of sycophants like the buffoon Jomo Gecaga, the bhang smoker David Murathe and the moronic Njee Muturi, plus the expatriate “mzungu’s” who run the Kenyatta family empire.
And in there, they would all come to the unanimous decision that Kenyans are collectively dumb, who will accept anything that will be shoved down their throat.
Taking for granted that dumb Kikuyu’s voted for Uhuru, and misguided Kalenjins for Ruto to ostensibly shield them from the jaws of ICC jail, the Kenyatta family has gone ahead to imagine that the two voting blocs were making Kenya an extension of the family empire.
I mean the sheer confidence of Muhoho Kenyatta to use a State-visit by Muhammad Buhari, and strike deals with him on behalf of Brookside Dairies, just shows you how this family take us for fools.
Recently, police were mobilised to barricade parliament, as a special sitting was convened by another marijuana smoker Justin Muturi, to pass flawed election laws, meant to facilitate the rigging of the next General Elections.
The question here is, if in Gambia where people were voting with marbles recorded a loss for incumbent President Yahya Jammeh, why does Uhuru imagine that spending all our tax-money to bribe MPigs to vote for electoral changes, will save his tattered legacy?
If you did your work as President, if you lied less, and jailed Anne Waiguru from the beginning, perhaps we could be listening to your nonsense. But now, you shamelessly convened a Summit claiming how helpless you were in tackling corruption. Who does that? So give us a break, and let us vote for someone who has the willpower to fight graft.
So Uhuru and Ruto quickly summoned MPigs to parliament overnight, to pass a flawed ammendment. And they thought the news would slide unnoticed by members of their voting blocs.
Sadly not.
We just stumbled on a small skit, where a boy is telephoning William Ruto, asking him to call on the corrupt cushite linked to the NYS scandal Adam Duale, and convene parliament to get rid of Education CS Fred Matiangi.
And while the clip is raw comedy, it only shows that Kenyans are not as dumb as the Kenyatta family imagines, and that both young and old, keenly saw the injustice committed when parliament was convened at night.
The skit has been played by Kalenjin youth, who make a mockery of Jubilee. So if Kalenjins are mocking moves by their own people to undermine the constitution, how seriously, do Uhuru’s alcoholic advisors imagine he will win elections?
