NOC cabal’s Career Thief’s Double-Degree Practitioners Certification of Training on Tender Money Laundering Disguised as Tender Evaluation Procedures

Prelude

NOC cabal’s (Career Thief’s) Double-Degree Practitioners Certification of Training on Tender Money Laundering (Disguised as Tender Evaluation) Procedures [Courtesy of Domitila Wanzila. Muvanya & exploitative Public Procurement Regulatory Authority – PPRA]

According to the Gospel of career thief NOC cabal – proxy external rogue consultant & naughty masquerader…One Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013); key take-home advice to the money laundering career thieves NOC disciple trainees:

Thou shall always forget not to follow the managing director MaryJane Mwangi “Mob Boss” orders to the latter for it is the absolute law…thus says the cabal kingpin; interpreted simply as:

He who forsakes the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act – PPADA, 2015 act for the cabals’ orders shall preserve his dear life whilst he who dare go against the grain shall be put under siege and vanquished by the cabal fraternity. (Umm…kinda reminiscent of the paradox of preaching water and gobbling tequila!!!)

Contract for Provision of Supply Chain Consultancy Services – Individual Consultants [Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013)]

Above is a snap-shot of a one of a kind albeit subverted deliverable signed by one Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013) as training on PPADA, 2015 and regulations thereof for all career thieves NOC staff.

On one hand, it posits a lot to be desired on who to believe between (the private career thief NOC individual consultant and the exploitative PPRA agents) as per which PPADA, 2015 act, or version is the authentic reference rule book.

On the other hand, matters are further confounded by the convenient-coincidental vindication of the heinous training certification according to the Gospel of Domitila Wanzila Muvanya – akin to absolute exoneration orchestrated by the exploitative PPRA agents conducting buyable (concealed booty & pickings share) bespoke training to career thieves NOC cabal in Naivasha, first week of April 2018 on PPADA, 2015 and regulations thereof delivered to suspiciously select career thieves NOC staff, (considering the same had been offered as aforementioned to all career thieves NOC staff as chronicled in Practitioners Certificates of sample career thieves NOC Cabal Tender Money Launderers – Courtesy of Domitila Wanzila. Muvanya attached herein) further stocking incoherence and lack of clarity as to whether roles have conveniently been reversed in a façade way such that the norm of the dog wagging the tail is only in the eyes of the beholder who may as well get used to abnormal roles of the tail wagging the dog.

We posit that the flagrant and ill-informed actions of the exploitative PPRA agents shack up with the career thieves NOC cabal is not any different from the appalling precedent set and entrenched in the NOC tender scam processes where laws are subverted at will to clandestinely rip-off public coffers.

The one sharp dissimilitude however is evident in the crude but totally different methodologies employed by the predecessor – Domitila Wanzila Muvanya and subsequent successor – exploitative PPRA agents culminating with subverted justification of the end goal – (bribe proceeds courtesy of tender award scams) at the expense of value for money suffered by the procuring entity – NOC.

On one hand, the proxy external rogue consultant & naughty masquerader…One Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013), acting as unapologetic enforcer body-granny would stop at nothing, muscling the career thieves NOC tender evaluation team/s through irrational human resource – HR managers’ warnings including the reckless and dangerous use of gun-power trailed on the besieged manager – procurement, Alex Musungu, [who doubles as a puppet figure-head supervisor as per Contract for Provision of Supply Chain Consultancy Services – Individual Consultants (Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013)] to deliver a shambolic premeditated tender award to a complicit would-be wheeler-dealer and winning bidder eventually arranging a 10% surcharge or facilitation fee for clandestine collection by Domitila Wanzila Muvanya for the career thieves NOC cabals.

On the other hand, the exploitative PPRA agents who probed the career thieves NOC cabals as evident in the (letter to career thief NOC CEO – Ref: PPRA/COMP/30/36 VOL II (17), 30th October, 2018) censured TENDER FOR PROVISION OF STAFF MEDICAL COVER UNDERWRITTER ONLY questioning the flawed a ward of the tender to M/s Heritage Insurance Company Ltd and unfair disqualification of M/s Jubilee Insurance Company Ltd bid by the complicit career thieves NOC evaluation committee contrary to the requirements of Section 2 of the PPADA, 2015 on unfair competition and as a result the NOC procuring entity lost KES7,492,510.00 was more or a façade to say the least because the same agents eventually got compromised to look the other side, but at what cost to the whole PPRA fraternity over time???

Put simply, the then zealous PPRA agents categorically challenged the cabal to use their heads and conduct procurement processes through the law as laid in the PPADA, 2015 act failure to which commensurate crackdown and costly litigations would ensue by the aggrieved parties. The pressured cabal led at the time by the illegitimate evaluation committee chair, manager human resource – Cecilia Kalungu Uvyu under direction from managing director MaryJane Mwangi chose to ignore PPRAs’ demands for answers for three to five consecutive times, instead buying time to gain leverage while a negotiated (bribe) settlement with the agents were underway.

In vicious sarcasm of events, the career thieves NOC cabal hustled smart collecting from their proxy Heritage the ransom to buy their freedom premised on a win-win for all. In retrospect, the cabal had tactfully triumphed again by overcoming the insurmountable, akin to rendering the exploitative PPRA agent’s crystal balls senile never to cock & spit fire again.

The facilitation ransom & premium would however be illegally borne wholesomely by unsuspecting genuine NOC employees mortgaged by the cabals as pawns & collateral upon switching from Jubilee to Heritage (three year framework contract renewable annually subject to “satisfactory performance”) staff medical cover and subjected to limited and controlled access to a pool of Heritage select medical specialist-consultants only and at a suppressed consultation charge of KES4,000.00; down from KES6,000.00 hitherto allowed under Jubilee cover, akin to ransom & premium recovery through targeted essential service denial amongst other recovery avenues.

Proxy Heritage wheeler-dealers and the career thieves NOC cabal premeditated ransom recovery trawling net would further be cast even wider in order to juice up the scam project’s optics through shortened payback period amongst other corruption standard yardsticks as flagrantly embodied in another similarly flawed career thieves NOC cabal dealing with the same M/s Heritage Insurance Company Ltd on: TENDER FOR PROVISION OF GENERAL INSURANCE, GROUP LIFE INSURANCE, GPA & WIBA-UNDERWRITERS–RE-TENDER: NOCK/PRC/03(1423)2018-2019.

The second scandalous award to Heritage (three year framework contract renewable annually subject to “satisfactory performance”) of the above tender shortly after the first flagrant award of the staff medical cover was largely informed primarily in hindsight by the need to sail on the windfall of economies of scale, akin to the more the merrier.

Corruption DNA-genome streaks sampled from unmistakable obnoxious characteristic career thieves NOC cabal tender processes is depicted herein summary: the unwarranted partial-shelving and/or the premeditated failure to wholesomely cancel the results of the tender, (as corroborated in the snap-shot confidential evaluation results: 1st ICEA Lion – KES30, 268,710.00; 2nd Heritage – KES33, 958,883.00; 3rd UAP – KES55, 331,947.00) to allow for competitive restricted re-tendering between the top three contenders rather than cherry-picking of the second lowest bidder, M/s Heritage Insurance Co Ltd to submit a revised offer amounted to discrimination contrary to relevant requirements of the PPADA, 2015 on unfair competition and as a result the NOC procuring entity lost KES3, 690,173.00.

Despite the tender opening committee capture notes pointing to ICEA Lion Insurance bid document not being paginated as required, it underwent evaluation anyway (along with Heritage and UAP) as corroborated in the confidential evaluation results, polling:

In a hindsight, the cabal ran smart diversionary tactics, preserving their money laundering services intact as will be chronicled briefly later in a barrage of similar or megalomaniac-worse tender scams which awaits to-date, the zealous but complicit PPRA agents impartial professional attention/probe (at the very least) hopefully culminating into crackdown and/or litigations recommendations if not predictably more magnanimous negotiated (bribe) settlement.

Ordinarily the PPRA institutions’ mandate is to ensure that public and or state agencies duly follows and implement the PPADA, 2015 act in conducting with integrity need (& not greed) based procurement processes as and when required.

Needless to mention that within the same act, flexible deliverables (scope of works) veriments provisions are allowed for on approval, upon signing a contract to such extent that any/all arising additional & approved contract price attributed to any/all such deliverables veriments do not exceed maximum additional price variation of up to originally 15% (may be lately 25%) of the original contract price.

On the same analogy thread, we posit that impartial PPRA agents vide the PPADA, 2015 act have the mandate legally to flag-up contract related excesses, (crackdown and maybe recommending heinous economic crime litigation) flagrantly sanctioned by rogue public or state agency’s particularly project (or Company) representative and their enablers regardless of rank and file, (lawlessly based on either perceived or real approval from the managing director or chief accounting officer) working in syndicate with contractor/s conspirator-racketeers to exacerbate clandestine money laundering.

Probable objective litigation recommendations by PPRA (vide seamless systematic multi agency coordinated corruption eradication mechanism in tandem with ethics and code of practice guidelines applicable to relevant agencies: ethics and anti-corruption commission – EACC; directorate of criminal investigations – DCI; national intelligence service – NIS; director of public prosecutions – DPP & Judiciary) on heinous economic crimes attributed to flagrant abuse and misuse of PPADA, 2015 act for personal greed and wealth accumulation (public coffers rip-off) may include but not limited to asset recovery for such ill-gotten wealth, commensurate jail time for would-be indicted outlaws and/or both as may be necessary.

Finally is the clandestine, cryptic and inexplicable Emergency and defacto Gang Street Procurement, (not subject to PPADA, 2015 act) better known as the lethal and reckless use of gun fire power whereby the timeless instantaneous momentary urge to fulfil insatiable greed (& not need) regardless of ensuing collateral damage always drives risk seeking daredevil junkies (akin to the lawless monster grabbiosis-infested happy-go-lucky junky cabals under insatiable possessions-adrenaline rage divided by entitlement share and united by temptation of easy freebies) to break into a fortified and heavily guarded public or private coffers with the risk of life being lost on either side.

The ensuing collateral damage compensation to either innocent life or heinous economic loss is often amicably appraised & compensated from public-coffers vide applicable mechanisms; whilst any/all apprehended outlaws are arraigned, prosecuted and charged using the law of the land as adjudicated by all relevant government agencies, ex parte the exploitative PPRA agents whose mandate is unwarranted (there being neither constitutional or legal cognizance of the PPADA, 2015 act) under such extra-ordinary, imaginative, cryptic, inexplicable procurement processes cum-burglary with ensuing collateral damage outcome, akin to force majeure.

Consequently, it is the responsibility of the exploitative PPRA to first begin by acknowledging the fact that squatting on the fence is no defense and neither do wholesale summing up of the common place foul malpractices hideously orchestrated by rogue state actors as collateral damage (force majeure) in waiting absolves them from their mandate of impartial oversight.

On the contrary, the exploitative PPRA agents dogmatic dalliance and indulgence with the “legally untouchable” career thieves NOC cabal vampires ruthlessly fleecing public coffers equally makes the PPRA agents guilty as the racketeer company they keep; with unequivocal standing as the outlawed criminal street burglars, both bound by the common denominator of perpetuating greed driven clandestine, cryptic and inexplicable Emergency and defacto Gang Street Procurement, (not subject to PPADA, 2015 act) akin to the lethal and reckless use of gun fire power.

Hard as it may be, the exploitative PPRA cannot have their cherished coveted cake and eat it at the same time. On the same resonance, a broken clock though right twice a day, remains broken anyway. Doublespeak-cum-double standards in corruption purge can only be managed through pragmatic impartiality. Lest we forget, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.

Indisputably, the legendary Double-Degree Practitioners Certificates of sample career thieves NOC Cabal Tender Money Launderers copies enlisted herein [Courtesy of Domitila Wanzila. Muvanya & Public Procurement Regulatory Authority – PPRA] is one of many vindication of buyable relationship substantiating the career thieves NOC cabal’s tactful abuse and misuse of exploitative PPRA as mascot thus lending credence to their arch-rival factions; defacto Gang Street, gun fire powered daredevil junkies as qualified for equivocal bespoke training and certification by the exploitative PPRA.

With their goose roasted, either way the exploitative PPRA finds themselves smoked and boxed in catch-22 situation whether on the run or hiding but with no escape route for the Master and PPADA, 2015 act deserves undivided service and attention failure to which the adage, hell has no wrath than the scorn of a jilted boo is mere understatement.

That said, it takes no brainer to decipher the simple fact that all public and state agency’s agents acting in the capacity of project (Company) representatives including their enablers regardless of rank and file (with the exception of criminal gangs) are subject to PPADA 2015, act & the inherent penalties as the ultimate guiding rule book when conducting all need driven procuring processes.

Equally weird is the exploitative PPRA’s systematic indifference ranging from abstention, akin to oversight shirk-off and/or total taciturnity in the face of commonplace nefarious malpractices, to impartiality in discharging their mandate signifying their complicity thus warranting their disbandment from office and subsequent arraignment for prosecution and charged a long side the rogue state actors (akin to street gun wielding burglars).

Despite frantic multi-agency coordination incorporating: EACC, DCI, NIS, DPP & judiciary ex parte the taciturn, compromised exploitative PPRA, delivering commendable albeit slow progress in the fight against corruption waged by the “legally untouchable” cabal vampires ruthlessly fleecing public coffers, akin to the outlawed criminal street burglars, both bound by the common denominator of flagrantly flouting and/or daringly vetoing the PPADA, 2015 act, imagine the synergy boost to the concerted multi-agency effort in rooting out graft when and not if they secured the dependable but elusive panacea-cum magic bullet for corporate tender scam ills courtesy of a reinvigorated PPRA, akin to annealed copper-bottomed checkmate to pawn wielding happy-go-lucky career thieves NOC cabals cum-daredevil street burglar junkies.

It is our conviction that the “legally untouchable” career thieves NOC cabals frantically seeking dispensation from the self-declared caliphate exploitative PPRA agents do not enjoy reserved privilege over their arch-rival faction, the outlawed criminal street burglars. Further, such doomed knighting of the cabals by the exploitative PPRA agents in no way guarantee for indemnity against independent personal accountability and responsibility at the opportune moment and before the law which renders the exploitative PPRA agents, career thieves NOC cabals and burglars alike as equal/s conspirators and felons.

We applaud every objective non-compromised value driven initiative aimed at fostering continuous professional development (CPD) premised on improving performance bottom line of the key and number one assets credited with every corporate success.

However, we observe that “Coverup-General PPRA” derailed agent’s work has gradually grown more nuanced at best and a farce-cum-travesty at worst regarding the buyable shack up career thieves NOC cabal training not unique from the appalling precedent set and entrenched in the NOC tender scam processes vide Contract for Provision of Supply Chain Consultancy Services – Individual Consultants [Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013)].

The above convenient coincidence is appalling ensuing and hot on the heels of nefarious malpractices complicity premier Exposé on and not limited to: PPRA compromised handling of (letter to career thief NOC CEO – Ref: PPRA/COMP/30/36 VOL II (17), 30th October, 2018) censured TENDER FOR PROVISION OF STAFF MEDICAL COVER UNDERWRITTER ONLY questioning the flawed a ward of the tender to M/s Heritage Insurance Company Ltd; subsequent PPRA total taciturnity in the face of season two premier and copycat nefarious malpractices on TENDER FOR PROVISION OF GENERAL INSURANCE, GROUP LIFE INSURANCE, GPA & WIBA-UNDERWRITERS–RE-TENDER: NOCK/PRC/03(1423)2018-2019 fraudulently awarded to M/s Heritage Insurance Company Ltd.

Enjoining the two snap-shot scams above are other repugnant E&P seismic survey (Magadi Block 14T, Kenya -2016/2017, by BGP Kenya Limited) tender scams courtesy of career thieves NOC cabals which shall be objectively stint-previewed hereunder shortly as a prelude to our next daredevil NOC cabal racketeering syndicate serialization series, demanding the effective immediate probe-cum-reincarnation by the Exposed exploitative PPRA agents as long as they are on the pay roll funded by tax payers coffers.

It is glaringly clear that PPRA has sacrificed their role of impartiality in enforcing PPADA, 2015 act and its effective application thereoff by subject state agencies to deliver value as evident in but not limited to: PPRA indifference in light of by NOC cabals cryptic subcontracting of rogue individual consultant masqueraders to exacerbate tender scams wielding overarching decisions devoid of accountability and responsibility, with the latter two tenets yoked on ordinary career procurement NOC employee.

More abhorrent is the uncultured “Coverup-General PPRA” derailed agents complicity regarding the buyable shack up career thieves NOC cabal non-unique training, like brokers churning (encouraging frequent turnover of investments) the client’s portfolio for commission, drafted in cryptic copycat testimonials Second Degree Practitioners Certificates of sample NOC Cabal Tender Money Launderers (disguised as Tender Evaluation Procedures), ex parte and/or add-ons to the Kenyan Constitution Chapter Six Integrity Statute, dutifully albeit hypocritically enforced by the NOC cabal through the human resource manager’s ordinance, being mandatory compliance certification requirement for all state-agency employees courtesy of: EACC; DCI; credit reference bureau – CRB; higher education loan boards – HELB and any other body – AOB as the cabals deem fit.

These supposedly important but good-for-nothing taunting qualification certificates achievements bearing churned-hallmark of counterfeit souvenir-cum-memorabilia collection by NOC cabal accolade-hobbyists courtesy of Johnny-come-lately PPRA, adds no value beyond hyperbolizing cabal’s shadowy checked-profile, farcically relishing in triumph cum reeling from comedy of the haul of certificates at best and at worst threated by the inevitable catch-22 situation posed by the add-on fundamentally flawed strategy courtesy of hollow knighthoods’ uncertain guarantee of indemnity against independent personal accountability and responsibility at the opportune moment and before the law, castigating PPRA agents, career thieves NOC cabals and burglars alike as equal-felons.

Howbeit, these certificates are adored and adorned add-ons, ritually hauled tactfully in crafty-integrated off-set receptacles cum ATM/s comprising an appendage (up to) sixty pounds all-inclusive letters-12,600 capacity carry-on back pack cum contraband-accessory, stashed circumspectly with contracts, documents, related tools of trade in both hard and copycat alternative media, complementing the (back-up) discreet central duplicate contract & related items reserve, cache, contraband-bunker or repository-safe in the department privately manned by the cautiously canny upstream exploration and production E&P Contract COMPANY Representative NOC Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua.

Endowed for clandestine racketeering special operations, the Kingpin coordinated with tight knit confidants (Procurement Officer to the Project – Erastus Gachuhi Kanyiri; Strategy Officer advisor to the project – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi; Finance Officer/advisor to the Project – Martin Mungai and John Nguni; Procurement RESIDENT Consultant (Company) contracts advisor – Domitila Wanzila Muvanya and exacerbated by right-hand E&P [Secretary] Personal Assistant – PA cum Francis Njuguna wa’ Mbugua’s, the Kingpin Courtesan’s – Philomena Angela Mulinge), and cryptically aided by rank and file top NOC signatories (Managing Director – MaryJane Mwangi; Legal Officer (Company) Secretary – Pauline Wamuyu Kimotho, with complementary taciturnity and flawed approval courtesy of NOC board of directors led by Chairman – Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi), to circumvent the supreme PPADA, 2015 act, cum the overarching contract/s guiding rule book, working in syndicate with contractor/s conspirator racketeers exacerbating clandestine money laundering at best and making a travesty of the PPRA and similar-cum-prototype accolade award at worsts.

Double-Degree Practitioners Certificates of sample NOC Cabal Tender Money Launderers (disguised as Tender Evaluation Procedures) – [Courtesy of Domitila Wanzila. Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013) & Public Procurement Regulatory Authority – PPRA]

We have gone an extra mile to offer PPRA derailed agents some pro bono assistance on precedent money laundering standard template preferred by the NOC cabal.

Provided herein is a brief preview of Domitila Wanzila Muvanya (kism lisence no. k040/ 2013) exclusive contract for money laundering services disguised as Contract for Provision of Supply Chain Consultancy Services – Individual Consultants for reference and use as a the principal control guide by Public Procurement Regulatory Authority – PPRA to help the derailed agents mitigate any possible downside losses and protect upside gains in negotiating their own & soon to-be sanctioned money laundering services contract with the NOC cabal as a replacement for the predecessor now that she’s been disgracefully thrown under the bus temporarily.

Breaking News: – We cannot categorically confirm or deny from the latest [momentary feeds]at our console courtesy of dedicated source-field agents that the just reported bytes depicting the gaga squirrelly matriarch thieving Domitila Wanzila Muvanya [Individual Consultants for NOC cabal money laundering services]as having been waylaid by the NOC cabal ensuing the reported acrimonious corruption syndicate crescendo may have been more of [cheek-in-tongue hiatus respite]Cabals tactful manipulative maneuvers somewhat to covertly graft;

[Suppositious hitherto redundant scrapped position/s in the latest-supposedly reinvigorated NOC cabal illogical dubious company job structure courtesy of the exploitative/buyable State Corporations Advisory Committee – SCAC; then/recently apparently abused/misused by the cabals to discriminate, victimize-hound and declare the checkmated positions and employees redundant]

a presumptive [new-brand outfit defacto Supply-Chain, Procurement, Logistics & AOB Eminence] role for the accomplice as she made her way back to the NOC cabal office her mind whirling.

Following the impasse between the equally besieged procurement manager – Alex Musungu for failing to ratify the push by the managing director and the exploitative board of directors to fabricate another flawed procurement process to reengage the gaga squirrelly matriarch thieving [Domitila Wanzila Muvanya]tender scam syndicate broker-agent in aforementioned [repacked camouflage Eminence]role, the cabal fraternity have mercurially bypassed the hurdle one more time by merchandising in the [national daily]newspapers and apparently NOC cabal website for the same suppositious position amongst other several vacancies [including the disgraced HR – Cecilia Kalungu Uvyu’s position having been used/abused doing cabals hideous bidding ranging from delivering syndicate contracts to fabricating staffs redundancy premised on illogical SCAC NOC cabal chopping-board-matrix]thus we await to see how things will [slice & dice]roll-in-the-deep pronto.

We look forward to giving [upfront]updates as they unfold and this in no way should disenfranchise the [full steam ahead]momentum forged between the lovey-dovey exploitative PPRA and NOC cabal.

However, upon the future promulgation of the exploitative PPRA and NOC cabal awaited merchandised money laundering contract mirroring the syndicate services of the predecessor Domitila Wanzila Muvanya, it will be compromised as evident in empty rhetoric op-ed on November 29th, 2018 by the “reincarnated” managing director – MaryJane Mwangi to NOC procurement on compliance with the prevailing PPADA, 2015 act, whimsically to whitewash block 14T tender scams and money laundering syndicates as bygones whilst mercurially turning a new page.

The op-ed by MaryJane Mwangi scribbled on Block 14T, KES10 million community social responsibility – CSR projects proposal remains shelved, awaiting implementation up to date by the E&P project COMPANY Representative NOC Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua.

The ardent NOC Kingpin racketeer coordinated the cryptic tender scams (laundering up to KES1 billion in excess of the contract price in cahoots with career thieves NOC cabals as per our trail Exposé), an add-on preoccupying hustles, inter alia the Kingpin’s primary role as Company representative to the seismic survey project (Magadi Block 14T, Kenya -2017/2018, by BGP Kenya Limited), understandably with little or no time to spare for (non-priority) small money community CSR projects (and or possible diversion/squandering of the projects hitherto allocated budget with ensuing implementation delays).

Umm……, maybe we erred on positing lack of money for the project implementation on time, anyway it was just a suggestion to justify the Kingpin’s (in cahoots with the NOC cabals) squandered time (pre-occupation) in pursuit of the tender scam spoils or it is this other real thing – an equivalent invented scheme of another block 14T pet project scam lately exposed and corroborated briefly hereunder…

Proposal to engage a farm down advisor for Block 14T at Twenty Five Million Kenya shillings [KES 25,000,000.00] – to help conceal the premeditated syndicate free-loading and flawed acquisition of un-disclosed working interest stake (from block14T NOC and Government funded 50% equivalent exploration investment stake valued over KES1.5 billion, excluding upside future successful exploration potential); whereby a Shadowy Entity – “Mobitelea 2”, (hitherto-silent briefcase company , packaged & fronted by NOC racketeers in cahoots with Ministry of Petroleum PS & proxy extended looting cabal) will clandestinely & fraudulently be rigged-in as equity partner simultaneously; masked by one of the presumptive proxy-Farmees (Farmee: the party who intends to earn a working interest in the oil and gas lease by arranging for and paying the costs of the “earning” well) & Bureau of Geopolitical Prospecting (censured on block 14T seismic tender scams in excess of KES1 billion) – BGP allied Chinese Company: China National Petroleum Corporation – CNPC, China National Offshore Oil Corporation – CNOOC or China Petroleum & Chemical Corporation – SINOPEC – the designate allies in corruption & preferred NOC cabal’s equity partner, paradoxically being sort after by the corporation in a flawed process censured preview herein [& detailed in next Exposé].

[Bureau of Geopolitical Prospecting – BGP: Chinese seismic company censured for colluding with the Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua in Block 14T 2D seismic tender scams – laundering up to KES1 billion in excess of the contract price in cahoots with career thieves NOC cabals as per our trail Exposé] `
Further corroborated by approved purchase requisition – PR for a consultant to engage in a Farm-Down advisory for Block 14T – requisition total KES25,000,000.00; dated February 18th, 2019; (uphold supposedly back loaded-reverse-front loaded payment is a rip-off scheme)

With a mean duration of ~500 days between an opportunity coming to market and a deal being completed, and then a further ~300 days before an exploration well is drilled, the quality of today’s farm-in/farm-out/farm-down opportunity set will not become fully apparent for at least another two years – (Source: Westwood Farm-Outs)

Obsessed with the need for secrecy and the dangers of indiscretion, the hoax was further exacerbated by managing director – MaryJane Mwangi in aloof & contradictory media gaffes on March 26th, 2019, alleging (among other transgressions) that the presumptive equity partner (Chinese company who) should show interest by April 2nd, barely two months from the onset of the syndicate (and not within 3 years in total contravention of the farm-out process duration industry precedence courtesy of – Source Westwood Farm-Outs).

In retrospect, the merchandised process so affirmed as flawed by the Mob boss” media gaffes, rendering the supposedly proposed back-loaded upon successful completion (lately conveniently & clandestinely reversed to front-loaded before commencement), paid farm-out advisory role lapsed having been overtaken by events. Inevitably, the supposedly back loaded-reverse-front loaded payment is a rip-off scheme vide – (approved PR for a consultant to engage in a farm down advisory for Block 14T – requisition at KES25 million – courtesy of proposal to engage a farm down advisor for Block 14T by Kingpin racketeer Francis Njuguna Mbugua & ensuing Expression of Interest Merchandise – EOI by Ken Kiumbe Mugambi “double-dip double-dealer”).

NOC BoD Chairman – Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi is the target beneficiary vide a proxy shale company – (the compromised brokers/lobbyists masquerading as Local Content care taker entity who are best used as conduits to launder money or contract facilitation surcharge to the local boys) blatantly disregarding the additional/pseudo parasitic costs and value erosion attributed to such arrangements.

The grand hoax is concealed as transaction advisory for a farm-out proposal (disguised as a farm-down -EOI) partner in the scandal ridden/plagued NOC operated (in partnership with Japan Oil, Gas and Metals National Corporation – JOGMEC) – block 14T Magadi Basin at a hooping Twenty Five Million Kenya shillings [KES 25,000,000.00].

How very noble, it is for the NOC cabal to indefinitely delay beyond a year to implement a pathetic tight-arsed stingy beggarly KES10 million community social responsibility – CSR project in Block 14T, whilst comfortably churning out a lavish generous liberal magnanimous KES25 million within a week ensuing the hatched up farm-out scheme for the exploitative NOC BoD Chairman – Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi aimed at buying his unreserved complicity to partake in concealing the premeditated syndicate free-loading and flawed acquisition of un-disclosed working interest stake [from block14T vide a Shadowy Entity – “ Mobitelea 2”, packaged & fronted by NOC racketeers in cahoots with Ministry of Petroleum PS & proxy extended looting cabal, will clandestinely & fraudulently be rigged-in as equity partner simultaneously; masked by one of the presumptive proxy-Farmees & Bureau of Geopolitical Prospecting – censured on block 14T seismic tender scams in excess of KES1 billion – BGP allied Chinese Company: CNPC, CNOOC or SINOPEC – the designate allies in corruption & preferred NOC cabal’s equity partner, paradoxically being sort after by the corporation in a flawed process censured herein]?

Well it feels like Christmas in June courtesy of the soon to be unveiled (in pomp and colour) – conjugate SOB picaroon SINOPEC, the presumptive Chinese Company and the designate ally in corruption & preferred NOC cabal’s equity partner, paradoxically cherry-picked by the corporation in a charade formality evaluation process already presided over by the duo double-dips fraudsters abysmal masqueraders Ken Kiumbe Mugambi and Francis Njuguna Mbugua

[vindicating the hypothetical supposedly back loaded-reverse-front loaded payment is a rip-off scheme vide gimcrack mawkish sugar-coated twopenny-halfpenny defective corny hacky disingenuous discombobulated workaround disguised Farm-Down advisor (back-loaded upon successful completion) payment proposal dated February 11th, 2019; ensuing jibe mock – NOC cabals’ merchandised Expression of Interest – EOI for Transactional Advisory for Farm–Out for Block 14T, dated February 12th, 2019; & PR for a consultant to engage in a Farm-Down advisory for Block 14T – requisition total KES25,000,000.00; dated February 18th, 2019;]

conveniently synchronizing near-schedule with the aforementioned teleprompter media gaffe-vibes echoed on March 26th, 2019 by MaryJane Mwangi……….. “alleging (among other transgressions) that the presumptive [Chinese company]equity partner should show interest by April 2nd, barely two months from the onset of the syndicate (and not within 3 years in total contravention of the farm-out process duration industry precedence courtesy of – Source Westwood Farm-Outs)”, thus awaits rubber-stamping by the exploitative MoPM (formerly MoEP) PS – Andrew Kamau and the accomplice NOC BoD Chairman.

In a double rejoinder, the dirty trickster Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua like the proverbial pussy-cat with nine lives re-emerges from grass to grace calling the shorts in a new brand outfit cosmetic-wrappings [whilst the content remains unchanged] notwithstanding business UNUSUAL…. “with the master-stroke of a rogue-pro, [Kingpin]he swipes out censured BGP off-screen and clandestinely replaces it with conjugate SOB picaroon SINOPEC” thus safeguarding lineage heritage succession cum pedigree propagation of his conspiratorial genealogy bidding strain beyond the uncharted horizons (an otherwise arduous mission were Shell, Eni or any other Western IOC be considered in a fair competitive non-flawed process).

We await to see whether such ruse-like-maneuver (rhetoric op-ed scribbled on contracts) will only hold shortly for sample small projects, akin to whimsically shielding the NOC cabals from corruption spotlight focused on its malpractices whilst cunningly strategizing to flagrantly re-enact the historic signature NOC cabal megalomaniac tender scams. The uncertainty exposes the exploitative PPRA derailed agents to play mascot devils’ advocate role for the happy-go-lucky NOC cabals at best, inevitably jeopardizing the pending wedlock vide PPRA & NOC cabal merchandised laundering contract, further riddling it with oblique future of catch-22 entanglement between a hard place and a rock at worst, thus bedeviled by unpredictable outcome beyond contemplation.

The only bankable real option for PPRA maybe to use this revelation in hindsight and ditch whatever arrangement they may have entered into (with the NOC cabals), as trade-off forfeiting all the projected speculative loot booty riddled with less certainty of dodging the reinvigorated albeit slow corruption purge worsened by ensuing litigation and penalties.

However, this is not to insinuate that our humble gesture is offering the exploitative PPRA a free pass in any way, shape or form but rather challenging the authority to seize the day [s**t or get-off the pot….. asserts the red-necks] in light of the sheer wanton revelations featuring the invincibles NOC cabal on flagrant tender scams and violations of PPADA, 2015 act with ensuing megalomaniac laundering and unchecked tax payers coffers rip-off.

[central to the syndicate are a barrage of contracts inter alia the Bureau of Geopolitical Prospecting – BGP: Chinese seismic company censured for colluding with the “self-delusion-ed cum invincible” Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua aided by top NOC signatories in Block 14T 2D, 2017/2018 seismic tender scams – laundering upwards of KES1 billion in excess of the contract price in cahoots with career thieves NOC cabals as per our trail Exposé]

The initial lump-sum public coffers rip off by the NOC cabal detailed in the above Exhibit 2017/18 table of actual expenditure column NOC Top-Up Chap-Chap US$8,850,198.00 (an astronomical 137% flagrant lavish overpayment-escalation above the actual 100% contracts amount US$6,466,906.28); christened starter in a stair-course meal likened to obituaries-stare (as Evolution-Genesis up to Exposé-Revelations in the epoch-proportions concatenation) is hardly enough though very appetizing and forward-tempting; consequently the irresistible allure and delicacy of the subsequent main-course spontaneously ignites a frenzy and the urge to fill-up bellies pushing the cabal to hatch the next mega-scheme of rip-off tagged under a double knot and disguised as 14T farm-down shopping for the presumptive equity partner via a stage-managed complicit advisory consultant designed purposely to cushion the NOC cabal from taking responsibility on the shambolic nutjob process outcome regarding transparency, verifiability and accountability.

Realistically posited, this is likened to “skewed non-consensual looting orgasmic-orgy, otherwise corruption defilement pitting the monster grabbiosis-infested junky cabals under insatiable possessions-adrenaline rage against the neglected Kenyan tax payers-coffers under evolution mode dependent on survival fitness-instincts whilst mercilessly exposed to rudimental uncultured assault in all orifices, ironically under the glaring spectacle of either indifferent, insensitive law enforcement & prosecutorial agencies bedeviled by frustrations and partisan-discriminatory interference stimming investigation/prosecution progress often orchestrated by the cabal god-fathers misusing/abusing corridors of power positions hinged on alleged State House influence (Umm…stinks and sucks to the bosom of hell iff substantiated).

The surreal ordeal is further worsened by the complicit public procurement regulatory authority – PPRA rogue actors who have often strategically schemed to flag-up systemic documented malpractices by NOC cabal only to censure them for leverage on negotiating fat share of the loot, additionally supplemented by solicited cheap bribe disguised as PPRA training/consultation fee or per diem for training the NOC cabal to further horn their looting-trade (sick) talents to sore-up the loot basket guaranteeing hefty loot dividends to the PPRA accomplices.